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    Post  kizuku Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:16 am

    Lol do i really need to explain rules? I mean seriously its just like king of the hill XP so basically its my asteroid right now so

    MY ASTEROID pirat
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    Post  Crimson King Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:29 am

    MY ASTEROID! Twisted Evil
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    Post  kizuku Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:32 am

    ...a-hole.... *brings out an uber laser cannon and shoots you off the asteriod*...

    My Asteroid *smiles widely*
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    Post  Crimson King Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:20 am

    oh hoho! *Rolls back later with the most epic of tanks ever built*

    kizuku hears a small click and

    BLAM

    MY ASTEROID clown
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    Post  kizuku Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:12 pm

    *nimbly doges the shell and shoots a nuke/rocket at your tank and asteroid* lol so much for that one XP *finds a new bigger asteroid with a defense for everything*

    My Asteroid Twisted Evil
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    Post  Crimson King Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:08 am

    *attaches a faulty hyperspace drive to asteroid.*
    *asteroid goes faster than the speed of light but implodes from the huge gain in mass* Laughing

    *finds a very small metallic asteroid and sets up a forcefield*

    My Asteroid king
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    Post  kizuku Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:17 am

    Crimson King wrote:*asteroid goes faster than the speed of light but implodes from the huge gain in mass*

    it would turn into energy not implode XP

    uses a giant magnet to attract your asteroid away from you and into my possession

    My Asteroid

    btw it seems we are the only 2 using the forum....
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    Post  Crimson King Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:35 am

    maybe I am god, what then?
    *erases you from existence* (in game of course)

    MY ASTEROID Mad


    and I noticed... hmmm.
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    Post  kizuku Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:50 am

    ...well im anti-god
    *brings self back and erases you from existence*

    My Hilly Asteroid Smile

    yea but hey there is someone else who just posted =P
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    Post  Sadakado Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:24 am

    kizuku wrote:...well im anti-god
    *brings self back and erases you from existence*

    My Hilly Asteroid Smile

    yea but hey there is someone else who just posted =P

    *send lone zergling to destroy enemy forces*
    *inhabits asteroid*

    My asteroid.
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    Post  kizuku Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:27 am

    .... *stabs*....

    My asteroid a-hole....
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    Post  Crimson King Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:28 am

    *creates a white hole that spews out infinite Crimson Kings*
    *they continually attack asteroid and eventually overcome it*

    OUR ASTEROID Twisted Evil
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    Post  kizuku Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:32 am

    *closes the hole with a big penis* there that should take care of that
    ....*nukes the asteroid and finds a new one*

    My Asteroid
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    Post  Sadakado Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:46 am

    kizuku wrote:*closes the hole with a big penis* there that should take care of that
    ....*nukes the asteroid and finds a new one*

    My Asteroid

    Smashes RIP into asteroid.

    Finds new one.

    My asteroid.
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    Post  kizuku Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:49 am

    ... throws your RIP back towards your new one destroying that one

    No Asteroid
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    Post  Crimson King Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:52 am

    *creates new asteroid with god powers*

    My Asteroid What a Face
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    Post  Sadakado Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:00 am

    *eats asteroid*

    *creates new one out of play-doh*

    My asteroid.
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    Post  Crimson King Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:05 am

    *shoves you in the oven and cookes on high for 30 mins*
    BAKED

    MY crispy ASTEROID tongue
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    Post  kizuku Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:10 am

    lol eats the crispy asteroid XD

    makes an asteroid out of nebulas just cuz i can

    My Nebula Asteroid
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    Post  Crimson King Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:09 am

    *creates a black hole and annihilates your asteroid*

    *finds a new asteroid...again...*

    MY ASTEROID farao
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    Post  kizuku Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:29 am

    shoots your asteroid with the Death Star...

    My Death Star
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    Post  SilentStrike186 Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:54 am

    sends a lone x-wing piloted by a jedi which shots a proton torpedo and destroys your Death Star

    and makes an asteroid out of dead computers!!!
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    Post  Sadakado Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:31 am

    SilentStrike186 wrote:sends a lone x-wing piloted by a jedi which shots a proton torpedo and destroys your Death Star

    and makes an asteroid out of dead computers!!!

    Smashes anti-matter missiles into your asteroid.

    *creates new one out of stardust*

    My asteroid.
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    Post  Crimson King Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:34 am

    *stabs you in the back* --{>>>

    My Asteroid Twisted Evil
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    Post  kizuku Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:04 am

    sends in the Elites to take you out

    My Asteroid

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